Gruppo MOTO GUZZI Finlandia Foorum
Yleinen keskustelu => Asiaa ja asian vierestä => Aiheen aloitti: Ekku - Maaliskuu 22, 2012, 20:40:22 ip
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Tuossa pari vitsiä, jotka löysin englantilaiselta bimota-foorumilta:
A successful gynecologist decides to fulfill his life's dream: give up medical practice and become a motorcycle mechanic.
So he gets out of the medical business and enrolls at a mechanic's seminar with Harley Davidson.
After many weeks of training comes the final examination, taking apart and then re-assembling a randomly chosen Harley engine.
He grabs his tools and sets to work, but soon he gets worried: while he is still working on the valve-covers, everybody else is already busy with removing the cylinder heads.
He falls more and more behind, and as he is just starting to put it all back together, everybody else is already finished.
He manages to put the engine back together, barely in time before the exam ends.
Because it took him so much longer than everybody else, he goes straight to the teacher to ask how he performed.
"Well," the teacher says, "out of one hundred possible points you scored 150." "But how is that possible?" the ex-gynecologist asks.
"Well, it breaks down to this: You get fifty points for correctly taking the engine apart. And you get another fifty points for putting it back together perfectly." "And what did I get those additional fifty points for?"
"For doing it all through the exhaust."
Toinen vitsi samasta aihepiiristä :
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his ha nds on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic................................
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Niin, itsellä oli vähän gynekologiolo, kun vaihdoin tässä joku viikko sitten jakoketjun autooni. Tilaa oli muutaman kahvipaketin verran ja itse olen vähintään XXL-kokoa. Kädet kokoa 13 ja miniatyyrikokoinen konehuone, eivät ole mikään helppo yhdistelmä..
..ja jälkeenpäin sain kuulla, ettei tuossa mallissa ole tarkoitettu nokkaketjuremonttia tehtävän pannuhuoneessa, vaan kone irrallaan. Ilmastointi vielä haukkaa loputkin irtotilat.
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Olettekos koskaan vaihtaneet Citikan C8:aan etulamppuja....erityisesti integroituja sumuvaloja... Ne on ilmeisesti tarkoitettu vaihdettavaksi siten, että samalla otetaan kone pois jotain remonttia varten... tai sitten franskalaisilla on erityisen pieniä asentajia tai ainakin niiden käsissä on kolme lisäniveltä...***le >:(
Mutta 5 siitä, sillä
;D ;D 7 päivää! ;D ;D
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Ei ole niin paljon - ke pääsi Polle tien päälle. :) :) :)